What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?